The Dogs
Pepperoni
As a bully to all boys she meets, Pepper exudes the sweet charm and charisma of a doggy sex offender. Her victims complain that encounters with Pepper result in cornering against furniture, ear biting, and rough humping. Resistance is often futile.
Blueberry Muffin
True to her name, Blueberry Muffin nicknamed Muffinz, is a portly but sweet little gal. Famous for her impression of a dead dog wagging its tail, her performance leave audiences in awe of her talent. Her dreams are to learn more tricks so she can earn a Milk-Bones pension generous enough to retire on.
Gluteous Maximus
The only non fluffy in the brood. Named after the butt muscle, Maxie as he's often referred to is a dashing young fellow with a penchant for juggling multiple ladies. As he struggles to make it in the doggie world with his acting career, Maxie often moonlights as a pig looking for extra kibble.
Clam Chowder
The oldest member of the group who bears the personality of an ex-convict. Doggies who cross Clam Chowder often find themselves stung in the ass with the jaws of vengeance.. Literally, he likes to bite in the butt if you piss him off.
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